Comedic Advice: Make Fun of Things That Apply to You

I created this blog not for followers, but to some day have enough posts to send to Dave Portnoy, Kmarko, PMT guys, etc.

I love sports, and I also like the idea of writing without many filters which is exactly what Barstool Sports is doing. This week, a blog got pulled after being published. This was a little surprising to me, but the founder himself cleared things up quite well. It was not funny. Our society loves to draw lines we are not supposed to cross, which makes crossing them that much sweeter.

Just look at this Kathy Griffin thing...when a comedian goes too far, they need other funny people to back them up. Why? Those comedians know the day they cross one of these lines is coming, and they need the same type of backup. Welp, Kathy Griffin sucks, so there you go. No point in helping her out, because her future endorsement for you means nothing, or worse then nothing honestly.

So here is my advice as someone who can get the guys at the office chuckling every so often...GO AFTER THE STUFF YOU YOURSELF CAN DEFEND. You can make fun of other people for the same things that can be said about you, and here are some examples:

• My 1st blog (Go read that)
• If I actually had followers on any social media platform and anyone read this, who knows, maybe a few people would have gotten offended.
• Guess what? I was a sick kid, so I would dare anybody to come back at me for those outrageously hypothetical thoughts.
• Pecker size
• I have consistently established with my audiences that my pecker is nothing to write home about.
• This opens up the world for me, I can make fun of any guy about anything and say he is probably compensating for something. Is that to enhance an image I have already created for myself? Nope. For goodness sake, I drive a fully loaded Chevy Spark.
• Teenage parents
• Parenting in general supplies quite the universe of comedic angles you can go, but the fact that I got the whole family thing started a week before graduating high school (with a cheerleader hahaha) gives me the range to go after it all.
• Shout out to all the DEADBEATS on Teen Mom (terrible MTV show ICYMI) that have lifted me to teenage dad royalty. 
• Athletic inadequacy
• I am pasty white and 150lbs before dropping a deuce.
• "Hey world class athlete, way to miss that open dunk." I can say this because nobody will ever be able to come back with, "Well hey now, remember that time you misses a dunk you should have made?" Hahaha jokes on you, I got mono when I was able to dunk a tennis ball and never bounced back.